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You know it says something about your life when you envy Weezy’s prison routine:

Wake up around 11AM. Have some coffee. Call my kids, and my wonderful mother. I then shower up. Read fan mail. Have lunch. Back on the phone. Read a book or write some thoughts down. Have dinner. Phone. Pushups. Then I listen to ESPN on the radio. Read the bible, then sleep. That’s my day.

All I can think of is Lil’ Wayne’s song where he goes “wake up in the morning. shower, shit, and shave. stand over the stove. whip it like a slave” Yeah, I hated that song.

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   oh thank god!!! i was worried about him! :)

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   What the actual fuck????

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    Yeah that was the first thing I thought too, wake up in the morning take a shit show shave. Well at least its not like...

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    All I can think of is Lil’ Wayne’s song where he goes “wake up in the morning. shower, shit, and shave. stand over the...

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    1. he has kids?! 2. how is that jail?

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